Turning Idolater©

a play in 2 Acts

by Edward C. Patterson

Ed Patterson

2 Dancaster Ct, Sayreville, NJ 08872

edwpat@worldnet.att.net

732.390.0119

The Players

Phillip Haxie

An Internet Model, age 20

Thomas Dye

A writer and poet, age 48

Robert Sprague (called Sprakie)

An Internet Model, age 22

Florian Cooper

Thomas Dye’s agent, age 49

Guy Wikie

An Internet Model, age 23

Max Ballard

An Internet Model, age 18

Green Shorts Guy (Arthur or Allan)

A Provincetown Twinkie, age 24

Papuppy, Cumpuppie, Asspounder, SweetCA, Prissyqueen, Cream Puff, Bonerman, Funpud, Monitor1

Screen names - Offstage voices of the "Chat Room" - to be played by 1 - 4 players "miked"

Shabbily Dressed man

Mute player

Phil’s Father

Off stage voice

Sprakie’s Trick

Mute Player

 

Act One:

(scene 1) At the manluv.com on-line One-on-One chat service Studio (1999)
(scene 2) The Imperial Coffee Mug (scene 1 & 2 are in NYC)
(scene 3) Tom Dye’s Apartment (NYC)
(flashback scene 4) In O’Darby Kaserne, Fuerth Germany (1971)
(flashback scene 5) Outside Philip’s parent’s apartment - then, inside Sprakie’s apartment (1996)
(scene 6) Tom Dye’s Apartment (1999)

Act Two: Provincetown (2000) - 8 months later and NYC (scene 4)

(scene 1) Tom and Pillip’s room at the Pink Swallow Inn
(scene 2) On the porch of the Pink Swallow Inn
(scene 3) On the balcony of the Pink Swallow Inn
(scene 4) At the manluv.com studio and Tom Dye’s apartment (NYC)
 
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